The Little Bunny with Big Vibrations
With Christmas right around the corner, I figured what could be a better way to celebrate than reviewing a rabbit vibrator. Rabbit vibes have been around for a long time – the early 1980’s to be more specific – and frankly there are few toys as easily recognizable.
In the late 1990’s the Rabbit Pearl by Vibratex became all the hype after Sex in the Cityfeatured an episode where Charlotte wouldn’t leave her house due to the pleasure the Rabbit Pearl provided. Over the years, however, the rabbit has had many adaptations and become a common (if not rather vanilla) toy amongst females seeking “the best of both worlds,” that is, internal and clitoral orgasms simultaneously. Unfortunately, most reasonably priced rabbit vibes (the Rabbit Pearl still retails for $84) flop short and provide less than exciting sensations from a pair of “bunny ears” that prove to be more of an in-the-way hassle than a pleasurable selling point.
This is where I introduce you to Paloqueth’s Rabbit Vibrator – a sleek rabbit vibrator which will knock your socks off for $28.99.
Paloqueth was launched in 2013, making it a relatively new name in the adult-toy industry. Nonetheless they have garnished an impressive following due to their production of luxury products at an affordable price, one of those products of course being their rabbit vibrator, which has quickly become one of my favorite toys of 2021.
- Made from 100% medical grade silicone and FDA-approved materials/Hypoallergenic and body-safe
- Waterproof and rechargeable
- Whisper quiet noise
- Shaped to work with the contours of your body
- 9 different vibration patterns
- Perfect for novices and experienced users
The Paloqueth Rabbit Vibrator is perfectly contoured so that it can be positioned in the vagina and then essentially left alone whilst providing deep, rumbly, orgasmic vibrations from two motors, one in the insertable shaft, and one in the bunny ears – and oh boy are those bunny ears something to rave about! The ears on this rabbit vibe are magnificently spaced so that they nestle the clitoris perfectly, while the insertable wide tip and rigid grooves masterfully rub your G-spot.
As mentioned previously, the Paloqueth Rabbit Vibrator sports 9 almost-overwhelmingly-intense vibrations and does so while hardly making a noise, which is a huge plus for those of you who are living in a dorm, your parent’s spare bedroom, with roommates, or a partner who sleeps lightly. Oh and did I mention that the Paloqueth Rabbit Vibrator’s logo flashes a different color for each vibration pattern? Because it totally does and I think it’s f**king revolutionary. There has been so many times where I have found myself furiously clicking through vibration patterns, unsure if I have gotten to the right one, and often times cycling through one too many times, but with the Paloqueth Rabbit Vibrator all you have to do is remember the color of your favorite pattern and viola! My favorite is pink, what will yours be?
The Paloqueth Rabbit Vibrator would make the women of the 80’s proud, and it is definitely a new personal favorite. The vibrations are powerful, it’s made from quality FDA-approved materials, it’s waterproof and rechargeable, and has a nifty flashing logo – I mean really, what more could I ask for?
If you’re in the market for a rabbit vibe, but you don’t want to spend an arm and a leg, I would certainly recommend the Paloqueth Rabbit Vibrator, and I’d love to hear what your favorite color ends up being
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Stay curious, Coeds